Monsoon - aja aja

I asked Monsoon of Mumbai

"Aakhir tumhe aana hai ...."

It replied

"Zara der lagegi"

Dont u think Monsoon ji ki, its the right time to come and

give all of us some showers or u have some hidden treasure.

Whatever....

I think i shd sing...

Barish ka bahana hai$$$$

Zara der lagegi......

A LONG QUEUE EVERYWHERE

Isn't it true that almost everywhere we can find long long queue--- :"Lambi line".

Lets check it out.

• For bus, in bus stop.
• For tickets, in railway ticket counter.
• Queue for admissions in premier institutes.
• For your interview on placement days.
• For doctor, in hospitals.
• For voting, in voting booths.
• Sometimes even for toilet their is queue."Shit"- The worst one.
• Behind every B'ful girl, their is the largest queue ever you can find in the world.
• For buying goods in retail outlets like Big bazaar on weekends. 
• Even for darshan of Bhagwan ji, their is queue in all famous temples.
• If you need pure milk, go and have a look at tabela, you can find queue their also.

"Aakhir ye queue Q hai life me?"One of the toughest question.....

Everyone is wating waiting and thinking ki... " Mera no. kab aayega."

So if we can do better queue management than we can excell in life.

Money and contacts are the 2 things that can save you from these long queues.....

Pay more --- You can visit Bhagwanji early, direct admission on NRI seat,etc

Have good contact/friendship---- Doodhwala will give you milk early.

But you cannot do anything for toilet queue---Nothing works excpts beating the door and shouting.

Seriously yaar...

If you have seen anyother kindaa queue, do tell me... 

PJs - A hard developed skill

PJs (aka Pakau Jokes)

Recently I developed the hobby of making PJs,  I don’t know how they became a part of my life, so  soon.

My roommate is fed up with that, some other friends too are victims of those ghastly / Unbearable PJs..

Recently I was chatting with my new friend on net and shared a PJ with her, instantly she told:” Do I suppose  to laugh on that?Akash”

I just want to share one with you.

It was a Saturday when I and my one good friend were walking on the road, suddenly he fell down (I still don’t know how he fell down). Instantly I asked him Are u hurt/dard ho raha hai kya?

He replied”Chot lagegi to dard nahi hoga kya?”

Then I told him that you are not a”Mard”

He replied- Oh really?

I told – “Kyuki mard ke dard nahi hota “(Maine nahi kaha Amitabh ne kaha hai)

And then there was an outburst of laugh (Only by me.)

I don’t know from where that PJ came to my mind but they usually come at any incident like

When we went to IIT for dinner, I saw The Menu board on which it was written

SAADA DOSA – Rs 10

SAADA MASALA DOSA – RS 15

Etc..etc…

At the same time my roommate asked me – “What you want to have?”

I told not any DOSA stuff because I don’t like Sada(Rotten) dosa, I like fresh n tasty dosa only, which is not available (Pointing towards the menu board)

And then he became yellow pale and frustrated, I was not having Digicam that moment; else I might have captured it.

And then I heard bla bla bla bhajan’s like --- Don’t say crap at open places else people will beat you and I will not save you and in addition you will not be able to patau any girl, or if you, then she will run away soon.

Just before a week or two one of my classmates cum friend intimidated me by telling me that as soon as I get a girlfriend or fiancé, she will tell her about my PJs and will give her a warning before marrying me.

After such shocking comments “I Was ShOcKeD!

I think no medicine was ever invented for this problem.

Then she asked me do you know where is “WESTSIDE” (Actually she wanted to buy a goggles from west side).

I replied politely; yup I know:

“It is in west”

She just said: "Bakwaas band kar" and went away…..

Mood swingers

Refreshed soul

Once, when I was waiting for my train at Jaipur railway station, I saw a couple who got down from their AC coach to buy some eatables and as soon as they bought it, train started creeping, they both saw each other and started running towards their coach. But that girl was near the train and struggling to catch the train, then the boy used his mind gave all eatables to her and caught the train’s door and then very smoothly and nicely gave his hand to his wife and took her inside.

I have seen such scenes in movies, but this time it was live.

Before this scene my mood was very gloom, but as it went on, I felt very relaxed and calm. It was a complete mood swinger event for me.

Before some days, when I was travelling towards andehri saw a school going girl, Her age might be around 10-12 years, she was standing near a Santro car and looking at her face in mirror like a film actress, seeming so innocent and careless about world. Made an impact on me…

Do you remember when you have been climbed a tree… might be in your childhood…..today I was watching a movies and seen a scene in which an actor/actress is climbing the tree and got stuck…that scene created a n intense urge in me to climb a tree and to be close to the nature and sitting still on the tree near a river or just imagine we all are in a bagicha of Aam and climbing trees, playing and enjoying without any tension. Isn’t it Amazing….

Me – The Spiderman

It was one year old story.

When I was coming to Mumbai first time from Raigarh, because of some work.My train was at 2 am in night (It was the day just before holi), stoppage of the train was for only 2 mins, and I found both the doors closed in my coach, then i checked almost 7-8 coaches by running, but again all are closed and then train whistled. Itwas about to leave, now I told myself that I have to board the train at any cost. suddenly God showed me one way, I saw an emergency window open and jumped inside it like spiderman. On that window seat luckly no one was sleeping. Emergency window is made to save the people at the time of any problem to get out of the train but this time it helped me to get into the train. This is how i boarded the train and felt like spiderman.  

It was not less than a stunt, i dont know what forced me to do that but i did it.

So where there is a will there is a way.

And will is that force...that generates RESULTS.

BEST is best

BEST is
–“ Bombay Electricity supply and Transport”

It is really best, because

1. It carries around 450,000 passengers daily on more than 335 routes.

2. Total no. of BEST Buses in Mumbai is more than 3380.

3. Anyone can see n tell that it is the “BEST” bus by seeing its Red color.

4. I think it is one of the things made for common people.

5. Every child who comes to Mumbai has a wish to ride a double dekar bus – Its something, which is unavailable in rest of Indian roads.

6. Getting in to the bus is an Art, I have just learned, once u r in, its done.

7. In the bus you will find students, Working generation, old ppl, sometimes pretty girls hearing FM radio ,if u r lucky.

8. Nice fragrances of people standing beside you.haha….Please naha ke to aya karo bhai….

9. Some times u may also see fights between commuters .

10. But it inspires me to be strong to struggle, fight and win the battle of life.

So overall I can say when u enter the bus, u enters a different world.

Who needs HELP!

Now a days I am facing a problem and that is of some stray dogs in my society which was not so good with most of the people - they just bark bark and bark on anyone they found and can bite anyone some day for sure. Actually a Christian family lives in my society – I don’t want to tell the names.

The problem is not their fondness with dongs because they do have 3 expensive hybrid dogs in their home which they use for shooting purpose in movies and TV serials and at the same time they have 7-8 stray dogs in society (those who completely belong to them). I don’t understand why they don’t keep these stray dogs in their home if they like them so mush--- they are also dogs, what if not hybrid!

Why they don't keep stray dogs in their house, if they really love them so much?

Really they are very good to these stray dogs --- that’s nice but they don’t know how to behave with human beings. I have seen them scolding gate keeper and other society members without any reason – what an irony – Man hates man! This is one of the biggest problems of people living in my society. But this family is so arrogant that no one even likes to go and talk to them.

Who needs HELP - DOGs or HUMAN BEINGS ?

If you can suggest something you are welcome.

STORY OF A "DABELI"
Infact its my story…

Just before 2 days I went to Galleria in hiranandani.

But Why?
Ans: My hungerness and toung drove me there.
There I ate 1 dabeli, which generally use to be good.

But why?

Because I love it and place was near to my college.
But this time it was having soooo much of Mirchiiii a.. aah!

How would u be able to eat it?
Ha ha I got inspired from girls, who can eat Golgappas full of mirchiii, in one go!
Alas! I was stupid that time to gallop complete Dabeli just in 4 go’s.

Then what happened?
Suddenly I heared a song in my mind “ Tujhe mirchi lagi to mein kya karu”
So I ordered a hot tea and finished it with in seconds.

Phir kya hua?
Gud question……..i thought
…..These are all the conversation that I had with the doctor, who ultimately,
after looking into my throat using some long and chopped kind of devices
told me that I have a throat infection….
Gr8…Ye to mujhe pahle se he pata tha..
He charged me Rs 200 and when I collected medicines from the nearest
medical store, bill was almost around Rs 300.
So a total loss of Rs 500 for a dabeli which was worth of only Rs 8.
That means 62.5 times that of Dabeli..
Now if someone will ask me..

Have u ever ate a dabeli worth Rs 500?
Ans will be…… Yeaah… Ye…aaahh.