Friday, October 9, 2009

Insure urself

In the era of insurance, with expected rise in FDI cap in future...
Think what kind of new products we may have...

Some ideas......

See full size imageMarriage Insurance....Ye bandhan toote na.....
This can be made effective from sagai to vivah..as well from marriage to divorce.

See full size imageFood poisoning Insurance .......specially for cricket players
When you eat out you can insure you food as well medical expence.

See full size imageGirl Friend Insurance.....would be applicable if you have more than 5 girl friends.
If any of your girlfriend dumps you, then the whole expense on girl friend will be reimbursed.

See full size imagePlacement Insurance...........For mastikhor students
Monthly salary will be given to insured students for party and Mauj.
See full size imageFlood & Rain Insurance........Doobe na koi!
Specially for Mumbai.

See full size image Electricity Insurance.... Taki har ghar roshan rahe.
If light goes away unexpectedly and it cost your mom a daily TV soap (sas- bahu kindaa..)

See full size imageSleep Insurance......Taki aap araaam se so sake.
For those students who cann't sleep bcoz of exams, employees bcoz of their stupid boss and for husbands bcoz of their wife, for wife when her hubby snores etc.

Which one you like to have.....

7 comments:

Jenu Sivaji said...

girl friends insurance...
n placemnet insurance seems really good for youth...

flood n rain insurance for mumbaikars is also good one..

u can suggest these products 2 some of the insurance companies....

keep it up... good goin...

insurance is need of the hour in ur mind now... rock...

kanika said...

Well i really like sleep and placement insurance bcaz they are the need of the hour and i m very much interested in konowing their premium and if it is feasible i like that my all near and dear do take all these insurances.
Creative innovative idea ...a new world 4 insurance industry

Aki said...

Brilliant idea buddy!
Keep it up!!

numerounity said...

See I told you na that you have interesting take on things. Kudos…Keep it up…

itsakash4u said...

@Ekta
Ya i love to see things from different angle like a canon camera.
Thx 4 reading and specially tagging and commenting.

@aki
My pleasure sirji.

@jenu

welcome to the nursery class of blog, we r in d same section.

Whats In A Name said...

Along with Food Piosoning Insurance, Sachin also needs to take injury insurance!!!!:-P

A very well thought out post indeed!!!

barkha said...

Good Job.
Welll u ca add 1 more type of insurance...nd her goes ma suggestion
Most of our frds including me are feared about Hair loss and getting Bald... so an insurance could be designed for this
And an Insurance can be easily designed for Girls (Specialyy which i need)
If girls strt gaining their weight insurance agency should give them money for GYm, and for other wight reducing technique.
What Say ;)