Think what kind of new products we may have...
Marriage Insurance....Ye bandhan toote na.....
This can be made effective from sagai to vivah..as well from marriage to divorce.
Food poisoning Insurance .......specially for cricket players
When you eat out you can insure you food as well medical expence.
Girl Friend Insurance.....would be applicable if you have more than 5 girl friends.
If any of your girlfriend dumps you, then the whole expense on girl friend will be reimbursed.
Placement Insurance...........For mastikhor students
Monthly salary will be given to insured students for party and Mauj.
Flood & Rain Insurance........Doobe na koi!
Specially for Mumbai.
Electricity Insurance.... Taki har ghar roshan rahe.
If light goes away unexpectedly and it cost your mom a daily TV soap (sas- bahu kindaa..)
Sleep Insurance......Taki aap araaam se so sake.
For those students who cann't sleep bcoz of exams, employees bcoz of their stupid boss and for husbands bcoz of their wife, for wife when her hubby snores etc.
Which one you like to have.....